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Money Jokes and Funny Stories

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Money jokes and funny stories always help make working on your money management plan fun! So when you think you want a break, or you don't feel like it's fun anymore, check out this page.

It will be updated regularly with money jokes and stories I find.  If you know any new jokes or have a funny story to share, please do - click here to submit your joke or story.

 

Money and Relationships

Mary was surprised to receive $10 from her Uncle for her birthday. The Uncle asked how she was going to spend it.

Mary said, "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God. He'' be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual."


A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.

The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."

The father says, "Oh, good. YOU send him the money!"


A couple was having a discussion about their finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"

The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."
 


A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire." "Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked. "A billionaire."


Money Jokes about Saving Money

My mother decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "Good", my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"


Money Jokes on Getting Rich

"Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?"

"Sure. Here you are."

"Thanks - but half the pages are missing."

"What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"


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Joke of the Month:

Mary was surprised to receive $10 from her Uncle for her birthday. The Uncle asked how she was going to spend it.

Mary said, "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God. He'' be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual."

 

 


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